Putting your home on the market

Realtors sure make putting your home on the market a little too easy. Like it's an everyday thing, which I guess it is for them! But, come on, this is my blood, sweat & tears, my money pit, the place I dreamed that my children would age (they would age, not me). Sign here and the awful sign will be in your yard tomorrow. And it is, both here and awful. Now, people stop to gawk at our house. I'm hoping we get a buyer early just so we don't have to endure "the sign" too much longer. I would actually like to click my heels and be moved too, but that's another story. BTW, we had our first interested buyer this week, forcing me to actually clean the house for real. And, after a couple days, I must say, it doesn't look too bad. Good enough to keep, actually! Just don't open the cupboards!!!